Tuesday, November 29, 2005

January 23rd - D-Day in Canada

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Prime Minister Paul Martin launched an election campaign on Tuesday with a slim lead in the polls after his minority government was toppled in Parliament on Monday night over a corruption scandal. Martin informed Governor-General Michaelle Jean, representative of head of state Queen Elizabeth, that his Liberal government had lost the confidence of Parliament and emerged from her official residence to announce the election would be on January 23.

It is with great pleasure that I inform my American friends that not all Canadians are potsmoking, braindead, toothless, Judeo-Bolshevik liberal socialist hacks. The liberal lies, corruption, unholy alliance with Islamic terrorists, and vile anti-American hatred had even got to the Great White North. In fact I thank hate mongers and terrorist sympathizers like Michael Moore, George Soros, Dan Rather, Cindy Sheehan, Sean Penn and many others for helping in the downfall of last liberal bastion in North America - Canada.
But conservative Canadians will not stop there, there are many things we still have to do:

* throw out liberal scum from office on January 23rd January election, and end their reign
* crack down on homosexual agenda, Islamic terrorists, and illegal immigrants in our country
* wipe out liberal monopoly from the media, especially communist news network CBC, and stop anti-Americanism rhetoric
* reform criminal code, toughen it against juvenile offenders, repeated offenders, gun crimes, and gangs in the urban centers
* let the Quebec separatists go if they decide to, last thing we need is a bunch of belliegrent French in our backyard, and french subtitles on Coke cans
* fully co-operate on the missile defense program with the U.S.
* further improve business and economic ties with our neighbour
* quadruple military spending and expand our army substantially (liberals made it a joke, if Canada were invaded today, there is not enough soldiers to defend our capital)
* finally, do something we should of done 2 years ago, deploy our soldiers in Iraq to help our American allies in war against Islamic Terror, if Conservative Party wins our troop transport helicopters will be landing in Fallujah in 3 month

Plague of Liberalism is disappearing of the face of our planet...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am confident there will a strong backlash towards the opposition for bringing the house down.

Conservatism in the United States and Canada has only strengthened my love for liberal values in Canada.

Somebody please hand Randy "Duke" Cunningham a tissue...If I knew all american republicans cried after trials I would have retracted years of calling the far left wussies. At a Time when Tom Delay is facing jail time and President Bush remains hugely unpopular...it has become a terrible thing to affiliate yourself with conservative parties in North America.

Beware of the canadian right wing. Our home grown bunch of western seperatists and religious ideologues would scare the crap out of just about anyone. The Conservative party in Canada comes from a long line of defunct politicians like Preston Manning and the not so "illustrious" Stockwell Day. They would sooner deport injured children to Afghanistan than they would serve in the image of this countries majority.

VIVE LE CANADA!


Canadian Conservatives are no better.

4:37 PM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger Rodogg said...

It's time for Canada to stand up and vote, remember Canada on January 23 vote for the Liberal party who has given numerous balanced budgets, we are on the right path with the Liberals so please let it continue. Just look at what may happen if the Tories get into power, people will be drafter into the war, Quebec who we dearly need for resources will seperate.

Remember on January 23, say no to Stephen Harper and the Tory policies and say yes to Paul Martin and the Liberal way, thank you and have a nice day.

5:37 PM, November 29, 2005  

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