Monday, December 19, 2005

What would liberals do ...

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - A propeller-driven seaplane carrying 20 people crashed just off Miami Beach within sight of the city's high-rises Monday, killing at least 19 of those aboard, authorities said. Witnesses said the plane exploded in flames as it came down, and the FBI joined the investigation.

On behalf of Democratic Party of the United States chairman Howard Dean with support of representatives John Murtha, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid believe that these casualties are unacceptable and will be proposing a full and unconditional surrender to Neptune, god of seas; all U.S. military forces and civilian vessels are to be immediately withdrawn from all water bodies worldwide, any fish and other sea life will be reimbursed for psychological damages from U.S. treasury, and Ocean Heritage day will be official holiday on U.S. calendear