Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy is releasing kid's book

U.S. Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy (D) is releasing a new children's book, so far suggested titles from my fellow Yahoo posters were:

"How to walk with pants around ankles"
"How to pick up an intern, kill her, and pretend nothing happened"
"Manslaughter for Dummies"
"The Swimmer"
"Ted Kennedy as Dr. Trotsky in Communism for Kids"
"How NOT to save a drowning girl"
"Don't get addicted to Bourbon"
"How to park a car in a lake"
"Swimming Lessons by Ted Kennedy"
"Cars Dont Float"
"My Family is Cursed"
"Teddy Potter and Goblet of Ale"
"Sponge Ted, Scotch Pants"
"Booze Clues"
"Moby Dick, with Ted Kennedy as the whale"

and many others